Well, it took his arrest for beating up a cab driver, but we’ve finally (or perhaps predictably) been given an inside look at why the Columnist Who Shall Remain Nameless loathes Patrick Kane.
Was it because he kicked his dog?
Was it because he denied him an interview after a game?
He can continue to be the kid who stood alone in the neutral zone in the All-Star Game this year, 50 feet behind his nearest opponent, waiting for the puck in an embarrassing and desperate admission of his need for a breakaway goal – and some attention.
How dare you Patrick Kane. How dare you try to put on a show for the fans in what is a meaningless exhibition game. How dare you not play defense in a glorified pond hockey game. How dare you try and get the spotlight in an ALL-STAR GAME. How dare you.