Why He Hates Patrick Kane

Well, it took his arrest for beating up a cab driver, but we’ve finally (or perhaps predictably) been given an inside look at why the Columnist Who Shall Remain Nameless loathes Patrick Kane. 

Was it because he kicked his dog?


Was it because he denied him an interview after a game?


Here’s why:

He can continue to be the kid who stood alone in the neutral zone in the All-Star Game this year, 50 feet behind his nearest opponent, waiting for the puck in an embarrassing and desperate admission of his need for a breakaway goal – and some attention.

How dare you Patrick Kane.  How dare you try to put on a show for the fans in what is a meaningless exhibition game.  How dare you not play defense in a glorified pond hockey game. How dare you try and get the spotlight in an ALL-STAR GAME.  How dare you.

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12 Responses to Why He Hates Patrick Kane

  1. Big J says:

    Haha I hate that piece of crap.

    This is hysterical:


  2. Fork says:

    What a jagoff.

    Are you guys doing the Puckcast, or what?

  3. Matthew says:

    That Columnist is a real piece of work.

  4. Matthew says:

    After posting that, I attempted to actually read his drivel and, yeah, that Columnist is a real piece of work.

  5. Matthew Dirt says:

    That article was absoluetely full of gems – my favorite is the part where he claims Kane is just looking for empty net goals to pad his stats. That would be the same Patrick Kane that had one empty net goal last year and only two the year before that.

  6. Jason says:

    Just another gem from one of Chicago’s best. This city has some absolutely piss awful journalists. It’s embarrasing.

  7. Fork says:

    It would also be the Patrick Kane who passed the puck to Toews for an EN when Toews was struggling early in the season.

  8. JM says:

    I just did a fanshot of this on SCH right after reading.

    I couldn’t believe how often he brought up Tallon in this article. After reading this, you’d think he completely blew it drafting him. I mean, he’s never been coached before, becuase he was too busy selfishly scoring goals!

  9. John says:

    Ya know, the column is actually a decent premise, but he just completely butchers it with his vile and hatred.

  10. Jamie says:

    To make you all feel better, my dad beat up Rozner during a rat hockey game some years ago. That guy never shuts his mouth on the ice.

  11. Lou says:

    surprisingly eklund thinks the NHL is getting serious on the Hossa contract.

    Three Letter CBA and the Hawks have right too. but priceless scuttle.

    anyone hear anything on that?

  12. JD Noce says:

    It’s a poor article.

    I can’t wait til hockey starts.

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